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maddy • juneau, ak • 16
plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma
(via druginduceddelirium-blog)
my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying
(via druginduceddelirium-blog)
| me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): | hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke |
